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MY NAME IS

THE K-9 PERSON WITH ATTITUDE

First we must start with some definitions to make your visit to the site more interesting:
K-9 Person - The term I prefer to be addressed as. I find the term "dog" a little demeaning. Master, Mistress - The usual term applied to a human, male/female, who "think" they own a K-9 person. I will use the terms I prefer Mom & Dad. Remember this is my site & I have attitude. Dog - Just for the Kennel Club purists this is the proper term for a male K-9. See ladies when you use this term to describe the male companion in your life you are actually calling him/it an adorable beautiful animal. Think about it! Bitch - Again included for the purists this is the proper term for a female K-9 person. Guys when you refer to your female partners with this term you also are calling her a beautiful animal. I always thought that was what we all wanted in a female! Things sure look strange from my point of view don't they?

Before I forget I must thank Dad for helping me spell my name with bones. They are not real bones, figure you guessed that. This is one of my real ambitions in life to be able to do it myself using bones I have collected. So far Mom & Dad have protected all the newspaper delivery people & mailmen from me, as a result my resources are limited. I have been maced once & Mom had to go to the Post office to get mail. I didn't realize that the mailmen were armed but I was oooh so close!