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THE ATTITUDE PAGE


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The picture on the left is an example of my "attitude" expression

This expression usually takes place after I yawn as a result of a command issued by Mom or Dad. They interpret it to mean any of the following:

  • "You have to be kidding"

  • "Dream on"

  • "Get a life"

  • "I don't think so"

  • "Pull another one. I have four"

  • "What's in it for me?"

I DON'T SMOKE BUT I DO HAVE A SLIGHT DRINKING PROBLEM

I just love sweet vermouth. Either straight up on the rocks or as part of a manhatten. Mom doesn't have either often enough for me. On the rare occasions she does treat herself to one she hangs on to the glass now as she is afraid to put it down.

As you can see from the pic on the right I enjoy a beer just like the next guy. Dad has tried to limit me by now using only pilsner glasses. I can only share the top half as my nose is just a tad too large to get down too far.

MY PET PEEVE

Sorry for the excessive barking but this thing really gets to me when it comes on TV and invades my space. Its not so bad if the remote is nearby. I can change channels before it starts whining. I think cat's are better looking

MY DREAMGIRL

I have her picture but have never met her. Isn't she beautiful? The epitimy of the perfect female K-9. I would love any information that anyone out there on the WWW. may have about her. Please e-mail me. I do like tea but I look at this picture and in my mind replace the teapot with a huge pitcher of manhattans. What a heavenly thought.